tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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