That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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