Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize