It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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