it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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