'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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