I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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