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(917): View more from New York City

I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules

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(917): I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules http://tfl.nu/muds

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(916): View more from California

is it cool if i come over and use your computer?

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what happened to yours?

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i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.

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(916): is it cool if i come over and use your computer? (1-916): what happened to yours? (916): i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink. http://tfl.nu/idhb

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(310): View more from California

so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(310): so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking. http://tfl.nu/vds8

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(323): View more from California

The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.

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Did you put it in the freezer again?

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(323): The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child. (1-323): Did you put it in the freezer again? http://tfl.nu/uvmz

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(630): View more from Illinois

Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?

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Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.

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(630): Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for? (1-630): Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun. http://tfl.nu/9dkv

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(217): View more from Illinois

The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.

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(217): The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again. http://tfl.nu/eq2e

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.

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(856): Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend. http://tfl.nu/zfxw

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(972): View more from Texas

You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.

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(972): You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried. http://tfl.nu/sffp

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(410): View more from Maryland

Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"

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How come I never meet celebrities?

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(410): Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield" (1-410): How come I never meet celebrities? http://tfl.nu/j09q

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(801): View more from Utah

im getting coffee to go get coffee.

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Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.

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(801): im getting coffee to go get coffee. (435): Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level. http://tfl.nu/l6zn

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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.

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(603): I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay. http://tfl.nu/s25q

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.

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(704): You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor. http://tfl.nu/wkix

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long

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(601): Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long http://tfl.nu/yjw4

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(315): View more from New York

It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios

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(315): It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios http://tfl.nu/u2ql

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(541): View more from Oregon

I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me

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(541): I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me http://tfl.nu/zpsf

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