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(281): View more from Texas

# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279

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(623): View more from Arizona

were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.

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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .

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(502): View more from Kentucky

After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.

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(616): View more from Michigan

You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.

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(718): View more from New York

He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.

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