was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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