come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.