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(650): View more from California

Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time

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(650): Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time http://tfl.nu/rwso

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he wants to bone in the snuggie

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(310): he wants to bone in the snuggie http://tfl.nu/yssp

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.

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(919): There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later. http://tfl.nu/ou2j

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I hate having morals and standards the next morning.

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(732): I hate having morals and standards the next morning. http://tfl.nu/3tqs

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(973): View more from New Jersey

no. you can't hotbox the world.

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(973): no. you can't hotbox the world. http://tfl.nu/5as3

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(714): View more from California

Being a girl sucks.

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Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too

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(714): Being a girl sucks. (949): Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too http://tfl.nu/5qxe

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(614): View more from Ohio

So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...

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(614): So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date... http://tfl.nu/r091

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(218): View more from Minnesota

just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.

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(218): just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high. http://tfl.nu/mss3

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(641): View more from Iowa

I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.

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That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.

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(641): I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women. (515): That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage. http://tfl.nu/mozw

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(540): View more from Virginia

i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth

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(540): i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth http://tfl.nu/m5qw

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(512): View more from Texas

I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position

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I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.

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(512): I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position (1-512): I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed. http://tfl.nu/u3vm

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(757): View more from Virginia

Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?

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(757): Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness? http://tfl.nu/5dab

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(989): View more from Michigan

We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!

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(989): We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right! http://tfl.nu/l472

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.

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(780): Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters. http://tfl.nu/28t2

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(417): View more from Missouri

Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.

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(417): Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/szac

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