I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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