susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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