Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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