KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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