Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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