She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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