i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
