Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
