I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i dont even know how to be here
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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