What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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