is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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