Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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