Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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