I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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