big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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