He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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