Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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