I wanna bring you to show and tell
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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