If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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