Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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