how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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