i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
