Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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