Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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