If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Operation Purity has been aborted
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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