i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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