I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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