im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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