I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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