Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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