There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
false alarm, still single
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