I'm eating all of the evidence.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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