No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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