he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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