The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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