I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
