Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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