Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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