You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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