Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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