What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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