what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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