You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
accomplished twins. life is a go
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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