do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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