does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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