are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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