then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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