you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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