My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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