Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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